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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2010, 02:17:41 AM »
I'm KIDDING babe! Don't worry I've statutory raped plenty of girls. 




That's the one where they keep screaming no, right? :x

I would bother to respond to the rest of your post but I am FAR too preoccupied squirming in my chair with joy over the fact that you called me "babe"

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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2010, 02:24:40 AM »
What's going on here?

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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #62 on: July 10, 2010, 02:27:03 AM »
What's going on here?

Something that could turn into a threesome if you let it.

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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2010, 02:27:56 AM »
Something that could turn into a threesome if you let it.

The only three-anything going on around here will be the 3 in your cell block, motherfucker.

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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2010, 02:28:56 AM »
The only three-anything going on around here will be the 3 in your cell block, motherfucker.

There are going to be three other guys in my cell?

Can you please make sure that at least one of them has the nickname "Bubba"? I don't feel as though I'm getting the full penitentiary experience unless I get that.

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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2010, 02:32:16 AM »
There are going to be three other guys in my cell?

Can you please make sure that at least one of them has the nickname "Bubba"? I don't feel as though I'm getting the full penitentiary experience unless I get that.

No, 3 as in, Block 3.
You'll be alone, just for that.
And no toothbrush either. No telling what sort of stimulation you would attempt to get from that.

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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #66 on: July 10, 2010, 02:34:51 AM »
And no toothbrush either. No telling what sort of stimulation you would attempt to get from that.

Reading this while actually brushing my teeth caused me to pause for a moment and actually inspect my toothbrush to measure its viability as a sex toy.

I think it would snap too easily.

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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #67 on: July 10, 2010, 02:42:24 AM »
I think it would snap too easily.
I always knew your were a tight ass. :x


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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #68 on: July 10, 2010, 02:46:23 AM »
I always knew your were a tight ass. :x

I was born with it.

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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #69 on: July 10, 2010, 03:04:09 AM »
ages

gogogogogogo I need details.

uh ok well I had sex with a 16 year old when I was 18 :x
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Re: My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read
« Reply #70 on: July 10, 2010, 01:05:53 PM »
uh ok well I had sex with a 16 year old when I was 18 :x

Guilty as charged. ::)

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