My 4013th Post - A Long, Undramatic Read

[Fluffy Cocaine]

I'm KIDDING babe! Don't worry I've statutory raped plenty of girls. 




That's the one where they keep screaming no, right? :x

I would bother to respond to the rest of your post but I am FAR too preoccupied squirming in my chair with joy over the fact that you called me "babe"

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[Chris-Hansen]

What's going on here?

[Fluffy Cocaine]

What's going on here?

Something that could turn into a threesome if you let it.

[Chris-Hansen]

Something that could turn into a threesome if you let it.

The only three-anything going on around here will be the 3 in your cell block, motherfucker.

[Fluffy Cocaine]

The only three-anything going on around here will be the 3 in your cell block, motherfucker.

There are going to be three other guys in my cell?

Can you please make sure that at least one of them has the nickname "Bubba"? I don't feel as though I'm getting the full penitentiary experience unless I get that.

[Chris-Hansen]

There are going to be three other guys in my cell?

Can you please make sure that at least one of them has the nickname "Bubba"? I don't feel as though I'm getting the full penitentiary experience unless I get that.

No, 3 as in, Block 3.
You'll be alone, just for that.
And no toothbrush either. No telling what sort of stimulation you would attempt to get from that.

[Fluffy Cocaine]

And no toothbrush either. No telling what sort of stimulation you would attempt to get from that.

Reading this while actually brushing my teeth caused me to pause for a moment and actually inspect my toothbrush to measure its viability as a sex toy.

I think it would snap too easily.

[Cythrosi]

I think it would snap too easily.

I always knew your were a tight ass. :x

[Fluffy Cocaine]

I always knew your were a tight ass. :x

I was born with it.

[Jake]

ages

gogogogogogo I need details.

uh ok well I had sex with a 16 year old when I was 18 :x

[Cardinal]

uh ok well I had sex with a 16 year old when I was 18 :x

Guilty as charged.