Author Topic: Fast Food Nonsense (Split from You Die!) (Read 1567 times)

Alex · « **on:** April 18, 2008, 11:01:27 PM »

..Tina either wins slowest member again? :x

Empirical Pussy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:03:11 PM »

Quote from: Alex on April 18, 2008, 11:01:27 PM

..Tina either wins slowest member again? :x

I get the pun on the server. But it doesn't make sense. And therefore isn't really a pun. :x

Alex · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:07:03 PM »

How does it not make sense? I'm literally giving food to the server. The server just happens to be the servee as well.

Empirical Pussy · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:10:15 PM »

It makes sense on only one side of the pun. So it's not so much a pun as just clever alliteration. But now this is just trivial semantics, so. :x

Alex · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:21:07 PM »

Quote from: Tommayto on April 18, 2008, 11:10:15 PM

It makes sense on only one side of the pun. So it's not so much a pun as just clever alliteration. But now this is just trivial semantics, so. :x

It wasn't supposed to be a pun with server/servee, it was supposed to be a pun on serve/server. YOU JUST GOT SERVED. *z-snap*.

..don't hurt me

Cesium · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:43:32 PM »

I've always said waiters in restaurants should say, "You just got served. Eat it!"

Empirical Pussy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:55:48 PM »

Quote from: Cesium on April 18, 2008, 11:43:32 PM

I've always said waiters in restaurants should say, "You just got served. Eat it!"

LMAO, yes. I've always wanted to be a waiter to make bad puns. Like, being all, "I'm waiting

" or with the bee in the alphabet soup, etc etc.

Alex · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:57:48 PM »

I want to go to the restaraunt downtown where everyone swears at you.

Empirical Pussy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:58:44 PM »

Quote from: Alex on April 18, 2008, 11:57:48 PM

I want to go to the restaraunt downtown where everyone swears at you.

Elaborate?

Alex · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:59:33 PM »

Dave told me about it. They have different personalitys for their waiters, or something. There's like the angry guy, the cynical guy, etc. Their hook is that they all insult you, and you can swear back.

Empirical Pussy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:01:11 AM »

... LMAO, LET'S GO SOME TIME OMG. We're allowed - hell, almost encouraged? - to swear back?! omgdlkfh

Alex · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:01:48 AM »

IIRC. I'll ask Dave about it.

Jake · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:05:32 AM »

That sounds awesome.
I've always wanted to go off the handle when I ask for a coke (omg I accidentally typed 'cock' before I hit the backspace

) and the waiter goes "is pepsi ok?"
"NO I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING PEPSI. BRING ME A GOD DAMN COKE (omg did it again, I hate you guys D:) OR I'LL CLUB YOUR FUCKING FACE IN WITH MY SANDWICH. (club sandwich, that is!)

Alex · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:06:17 AM »

If I was the waiter, I'd probably cry. :x

Mark · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:14:06 AM »

...That sounds awesome. I'd love to see that place. It would have to be somewhat popular, if only with a certain crowd. Kind of thing you have to see at least once. Why can't we have that around here?

Also, anyone want to start a countdown to topic split?

Cardinal · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:14:34 AM »

3 posts til split.

Jake · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:15:13 AM »

2 posts til split

Alex · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:21:39 AM »

1 POST TILL SPLITTT

Cardinal · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:24:50 AM »

Did I do it right? :x

Jake · « **Reply #19 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:29:49 AM »

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Author Topic: Fast Food Nonsense (Split from You Die!) (Read 1567 times)