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Offline Clyde

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Muscle March
« on: May 20, 2009, 02:41:56 AM »
This is quite possibly the most amazing game that will ever grace the WiiWare service during the Wii's lifetime.  Too bad it's a Japanese exclusive.

Here is the promo video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcElGydzb8&feature=fvst

Honestly, if this ever comes to North America (which it will most likely never happen), this will be an instant-buy for me.

I find it interesting that one of the characters is wearing a bra and another one is a polar bear.  Awesome.

I'm curious to see what you guys think about this one. :P
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Offline Number 38

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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 06:01:18 AM »
what the fuck why is that so amazing
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Offline Nines~Tempest

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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 07:59:16 PM »
That's looks amazingly hilarious.  I'd buy it with that japanese but no they'll add american shit too it won't they ._.
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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 09:02:12 PM »
That's hot.

Only in Japan would you find an insanely muscular male character wearing a pink two-piece bikini... or is it just lingerie?
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Offline Clyde

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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 11:30:55 PM »
I'm thinking it might be lingerie...
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Offline Alex

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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 11:52:58 PM »
jesus christ you pose while breaking through walls with sheer muscle?

LET'S MUSCCCCLEEEEEEEE

seriously that actually looks like amazing fun goddamn
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Offline StandardDamage

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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 07:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Number 38 on May 20, 2009, 06:01:18 AM
what the fuck why is that so amazing

This.

...and I think that's lingerie, Freeze.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2009, 09:44:04 AM by StandardDamage »
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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 11:09:54 PM »
I love how you can play as a bear, a woman, a white dude, but no asians as far as I can tell. And it's not even about exercise, it's about getting the proten powder. Awesome.
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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 09:45:46 AM »
Quote from: GracefulDave on May 28, 2009, 11:09:54 PM
I love how you can play as a bear, a woman, a white dude, but no asians as far as I can tell. And it's not even about exercise, it's about getting the proten powder. Awesome.

The sad part is that as Clyde said, we'll probably never see it here.  The game is definitely geared towards a Japanese audience.
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Offline Rosti LFC

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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 10:29:01 AM »
There have been games far more awesome that this which haven't seen a release outside of Japan, so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.
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Offline Clyde

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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 11:30:33 AM »
Could a person with a Japanese Wii gift this to somebody with a North American Wii?  Is it possible?

I have to play this game one way or another.
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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2009, 01:03:15 PM »
No, Wii's are region locked.  You'd have to import a Japanese Wii.
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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2009, 02:46:12 PM »
Quote from: Cythrosi on May 29, 2009, 01:03:15 PM
You'd have to import a Japanese Wii.
Or mod your own.
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Re: Muscle March
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2009, 03:17:27 PM »
Quote from: Number 38 on May 29, 2009, 02:46:12 PM
Or mod your own.
Well there's that too.
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