IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread

[Rosti LFC]

Not Orbital, but:

<DarkMike> you must be from europe, or germany =o

 

[Clyde]

Time to take conversations out of context!

(10:33:21 PM) Kezia: I am actually a Nazi

[Genevra]

HAIL HITLER!

[Clyde]

(1:11:10 AM) Kelly: I cannot resist squealing women
(1:11:11 AM) Kelly: Which is strange
(1:11:14 AM) Kelly: For obvious reasons

[Snoggums]

LMAO. That makes him all the more creepy now. :x

[Genevra]

Kezia - May You Explode says:
 true, no one wants Jake to be reproducing
Kylie says:
 I wouldn't mind

[Jake]

Kezia - May You Explode says:
 true, no one wants Jake to be reproducing
Kylie says:
 I wouldn't mind

WHAT IS THE CONTEXT OF THIS CONVERSATION ABOUT ME?

[Genevra]

Just about how much of a drug addict you are, and how your sperm is fucked because of it. 

[Jake]

I'm a drug addict?

[Snoggums]

SHUDDAP PEDOPHILE DRUGGY

[Fluffy Cocaine]

TINA:
22:25

HAHAHAHAH irrelevant but speaking of dicks

[Nines~Tempest]

that's never irrelevant!

[Clyde]

(3:43:32 PM) Clyde: Yup.  Hmm.  I wonder if I should go to his house.
(3:44:08 PM) Clyde: He did agree to do something today a while back, so it wouldn't be too unreasonable perhaps.
(3:47:05 PM) Kezia: I don't see why not
(3:47:21 PM) Kezia: Just make sure he didn't go crazy and tries to kill you
(3:47:33 PM) Clyde: Yeah, it is weird since he didn't call us when he knew we were doing something today
(3:47:37 PM) Clyde: So yeah, I am going to head over
(3:47:43 PM) Clyde: And yeah, hopeully he isn't a zombie
(3:47:51 PM) Clyde: Or is being held hostage and then I get thrown into the mix
(3:47:54 PM) Clyde: Or anything like that
(3:49:13 PM) Kezia: LOL
(3:49:23 PM) Kezia: If that happens, I will come over and save you
(3:51:23 PM) Clyde: Haha, ok
(3:51:28 PM) Clyde: You can save the day
(3:52:23 PM) Kezia: Of course
(3:52:38 PM) Kezia: I'd bring over more Orbitals to form a team but I think they're all to apathetic for that
(3:52:47 PM) Clyde: Haha, yes, this is true.
(3:53:20 PM) Kezia: "CLYDE IS IN TROUBLE AND MAY DIE, WE HAVE TO GO SAVE HIM"
(3:53:40 PM) Kezia: "Orbital group projects are dumb, Orbital is dead anyway"

Ok guys.  If you never hear from me again, assume the worst.

[Clyde]

Old chat logs from old computer are distracting me from homework:

21/08/2008  11:45:24 PM  Polarimetric  Haha I saw Mamma Mia
21/08/2008  11:45:28 PM  Clyde  I AM GOING TO BED.
21/08/2008  11:45:30 PM  Clyde  STILL YOU SAW IT
21/08/2008  11:45:31 PM  Polarimetric  LMAo.
21/08/2008  11:45:32 PM  Clyde  SO YOU ARE GAY
21/08/2008  11:45:37 PM  Polarimetric I am gay ^_^
21/08/2008  11:45:51 PM  Clyde  DONT MAKE ME BEAT YOU. 
21/08/2008  11:45:56 PM  Polarimetric  Oh no.
21/08/2008  11:46:00 PM  Clyde  WITH MAH BIBLE
21/08/2008  11:46:03 PM  Polarimetric You've gone into Heterosexual Mode. :x
21/08/2008  11:46:05 PM  Polarimetric AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
21/08/2008  11:46:07 PM  Polarimetric ANYTHING BUT THAT SIR
21/08/2008  11:46:12 PM  Polarimetric I'LL EVEN SQUEEZE A WOMAN'S BOSOMS
21/08/2008  11:46:21 PM  Clyde *opens bible* *pulls out shotgun*
21/08/2008  11:46:25 PM  Clyde  NOT UNTIL MARRIAGE SONNY
21/08/2008  11:46:29 PM  Polarimetric  AAAAAAAAA
21/08/2008  11:46:39 PM  Clyde  But you can squeeze mine if you like...
21/08/2008  11:46:43 PM  Polarimetric  lmao
21/08/2008  11:46:50 PM  Clyde  TWIST AND INCONSISTENCIES
21/08/2008  11:46:56 PM  Polarimetric  PLOT TWIST
21/08/2008  11:47:00 PM  Polarimetric  weeeeeeeee
21/08/2008  11:47:04 PM  Clyde  Damn it
21/08/2008  11:47:07 PM  Clyde  It's like the old days
21/08/2008  11:47:13 PM  Clyde  Where you are preventing me from sleep

Wacky, in the old days Freeze prevented me from sleeping.  Now it is the other way around!

[Fluffy Cocaine]

TINA:
21:50

MAN I just ""'d someone i know IRL. i talk to you too much.
TINA:
21:50

it's awkward because then they ask, and i have to explain...
TEEMTO PAGALIES:
22:35

hahahahah, I've started to :x people I know too. I have one of my best friends doing it
TEEMTO PAGALIES:
22:35

someone who doesn't know what :x means would probably think we're talking in code right now

[Cythrosi]

I've spread :x to every single friend of mine I talk to via text.

[Empirical Pussy]

12:49:16 AM Kelly: there is fluffy cocaine all over my room