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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #480 on: August 01, 2010, 11:29:19 PM »
[23:25] Kryshak- apathy and hate infested my bones: I like my coffee like I like my men
[23:25] Kryshak- apathy and hate infested my bones: brown and sweet
[23:25] Kylie: If that was women instead of men
[23:25] Kylie: I'd be so flattered.
[23:25] Kryshak- apathy and hate infested my bones: no no I like my women like I like my brownies
[23:26] Kryshak- apathy and hate infested my bones: black and thick

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #481 on: August 04, 2010, 05:24:20 AM »
Tina and I just had a conversation in which we spent about 20 minutes thinking up Mac OS X-related punch lines, culminating in gems like:

TINA:
05:16

can i mount your disk image? ;)

and

TEEMTO PAGALIES:
05:20

i'm eager to show you my Utilities but i'd like to Preview your Core Image first. would you mind sending an iPhoto?

:3

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #482 on: August 04, 2010, 06:12:47 AM »
Kezia says:
 :3
 someday I will go to Utah and visit you
 ...on second thought, nah
 I'll will go to Utah and save you
 from the crazy Mormons!

This really made me smile. :)
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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #483 on: August 09, 2010, 05:06:15 PM »
It's from #arika, not people on Orbital, but it's funny because he's French and so he says phrases stuff weirdly and then gets confused because he doesn't see what we all find hilarious about it.

<Alice> oh, don't people care about chess
<Alice> in here
<timc1> edo plays a little i think
<Amnesia> i play chess babe ;)
<Rosti> I have some friends who used to prank people on chat roulette
<Rosti> because one of them was female, and very attractive
<Rosti> so they'd sit her in front of the webcam
<Rosti> except they'd have the keyboard and she'd just pretend to chat
<Rosti> and one time she claimed she was 13 to some French guy
<Rosti> and apparently he just whipped his cock out and masturbated in front of her
<Amnesia> ha ha
<Rosti> and I swear this guy was Amnesia, but I wasn't there to recognise him
<_4matsy> lol
<timc1> haha
<Amnesia> !?
<Rosti> You're French, you use chat roulette, you're fairly creepy to girls on the internet
<Rosti> all the evidence I need
<Rosti> :P
<Amnesia> I went on the chatroulette 3-4 time to show the thing to some poeple
<croikle> lol
<Amnesia> and that is all
<croikle> "the thing"
<Amnesia> like everybody actually

It's also funny because Alice is a guy, he just doesn't know that :P
« Last Edit: August 09, 2010, 05:08:01 PM by Rosti LFC »

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #484 on: August 09, 2010, 07:35:17 PM »
oh amnesia. doomed to be embarassing~

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #485 on: August 10, 2010, 06:39:57 PM »
TINA:
18:39

LOL SHUT UP FREEZE I DONT WANT YOUR DICK RIGHT NOW I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS

I think this characterizes our friendship entirely.

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #486 on: August 26, 2010, 01:48:50 AM »
1:43:27 AM ExtremistHotWing: you actually told jmv y/n
1:43:30 AM ExtremistHotWing: why :|
1:43:35 AM ExtremistHotWing: HE'S PISSED OFF AT ME
1:43:35 AM LOLOMG: lol beth
1:43:39 AM LOLOMG: LOL OMG
1:43:41 AM ExtremistHotWing: Khadafi (Elite) 11 mins ago -
Stop hinting shit to felt.
1:43:55 AM ExtremistHotWing: so he actually does care y/n
1:46:34 AM LOLOMG: hint it so you can eliminate jmv as well
1:46:53 AM ExtremistHotWing: y
1:47:04 AM ExtremistHotWing: how many characters are in james michael valente y/n
1:47:16 AM ExtremistHotWing: each time he makes me feel passive-aggressive i'll knock down a letter y/n
1:47:20 AM ExtremistHotWing: UNTIL THEY'RE ALL GONE
1:47:23 AM ExtremistHotWing: AND I'LL TELL YOU
1:47:24 AM LOLOMG: 20
1:47:26 AM ExtremistHotWing: AND LEAVE THE INTERNET
1:47:26 AM LOLOMG: LOL
1:47:27 AM LOLOMG: OMG
1:47:29 AM ExtremistHotWing: y
1:47:29 AM ExtremistHotWing: Y
1:47:31 AM ExtremistHotWing: LOL OMG
1:47:37 AM ExtremistHotWing: i won't do the last thing y/n
1:47:40 AM ExtremistHotWing: it's impossible y/n
1:47:44 AM LOLOMG: y
1:47:44 AM LOLOMG: y
1:47:44 AM LOLOMG: Y
1:47:44 AM LOLOMG: Y
1:47:45 AM LOLOMG: Y
1:47:48 AM ExtremistHotWing: LOL OMG
1:47:55 AM ExtremistHotWing: HE ACTUALLY HAS SEVERAL SECRETS ;_:

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #487 on: August 27, 2010, 01:48:32 AM »
I think sleep deprivation plus a Vault is the only reason I giggled at this.

Kyle
you're so on edge
I'll give you a cyber massage ok?

Kylie
What
Would it help
for me to tell you
That the sky
is currently dark

Kyle
no
rub rub

Kylie
Are you rubbing me

Kyle
rub rub

Kylie
Stop it
I'm PMSing
stop rubbing

Kyle
rub rub

Kylie
D:
Stop it

Kyle
rub

Kylie
I feel so violated. ;-;

Kyle
rub rub rub
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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #488 on: August 27, 2010, 12:54:58 PM »
For a second, I saw "Kyle" as "Kylie" and I thought you were having a conversation with yourself...

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #489 on: August 27, 2010, 01:04:56 PM »
For a second, I saw "Kyle" as "Kylie" and I thought you were having a conversation with yourself...

This. :x

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #490 on: August 27, 2010, 01:18:55 PM »
This. :x
This. :x
I was very very confused.
There's nothing I can do but man,
I wish you weren't here with me

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #491 on: August 27, 2010, 06:25:27 PM »
This. :x
I was very very confused.

This. :x

This sentimental movie marathon has taught us one thing.
The opposite of true love is as follows:
REALITY


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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #492 on: August 27, 2010, 07:50:46 PM »
LMAO. :' )

yay i get moar giggles
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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #493 on: September 03, 2010, 03:39:51 AM »
KEZIA:
03:38

Oh boy, it's every woman's dream to have a threesome with two gay men ^_____^

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #494 on: September 03, 2010, 09:42:20 AM »
I bet it is.

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #495 on: September 07, 2010, 12:59:10 AM »
Kylie: tl;dr

David: ?

Kylie: tl;dr
JFGI

David: to long.... something something...
just fing go incinerate

Kylie: NO!

David:then i have no idea

Kylie: J...F...G...I

David:nope
what does it mean
fine don't tell me

Kylie: Just F***ing Goiogle It :x

David: fine okay sheesh

Kylie: ...

David: oh
i thought you meant to actually google it

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #496 on: September 07, 2010, 04:34:31 PM »
people are fast

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #497 on: September 12, 2010, 01:14:09 PM »
I was woken up in the middle of the night by my phone vibrating on the floor.  Here is the text conversation that resulted.  The person texting me was not somebody I knew:

Texter: You its adam, did u win?
Me: Win what?
Adam?: The game..
Me: Heh, which game are we talking about here?  BSG?  If so, Kyle won.
Adam?: Hahahaha no dude poker hahahahahahajaja
Me: Hah, I am so confused.  I never play poker.  I always am one of the first ones out because I don't know what the hell I am doing. Hah.
Adam?: Hahahaha fuuuuccckk eh.  I have no CLUE how i got soo lucky
Me: Which Adam is this?  NAIT Adam? Husky Adam?  Connor's Jewish friend Adam? Hah
Adam?: Adam cook, fuck you
Me: Hmm. Who do you think I am?
Adam Cook: Dan the man. Haha. Says here on my phone hhaha
Me: What, I think you might have the wrong number
Adam Cook: Whos this?
Me: Mark
Adam Cook: Nuh uhh
Me: Uh huh
Adam Cook: K so u winnin er what dude
Me: Nope.  I'm not even playing.
Adam Cook: Pft see u tomoro
Me: Alrighty

Looking back on it, I probably should have messed with him once I found out it wasn't any Adam I knew.  But, this conversation spanned between 3:27 AM to 3:53 AM, and I really wanted to get to sleep.

I was kind of weirded out initially because all I did was play board games with friends earlier in the day.  But once poker was mentioned, I realized something got mixed up.

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #498 on: September 12, 2010, 01:26:15 PM »
Why do yo always lie about your identity, Dan the Man?

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Re: IRC/MSN/AIM Quotes Thread
« Reply #499 on: December 15, 2010, 07:37:35 PM »