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The things journalists write about...
« on: May 31, 2008, 02:26:18 AM »
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) - A New Zealand man who assaulted a teen by hitting him with a spine-covered hedgehog has been fined by a court and ordered to pay most of his fine to his victim.

Whakatane District Court was told Thursday that William Singalargh picked up the hedgehog, a small prickly-backed animal similar to the porcupine, and threw it several yards at a 15-year-old boy in the North Island east coast town of Whakatane on Feb. 9.

Police said the teen was hit in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks. The injury did not require medical treatment.

Singalargh was convicted of common assault and offensive behavior following a defended hearing. He had pleaded innocent to the charges.

He was fined a total of $545, of which $389 were paid to his victim.

A more serious charge of assault with a weapon - the hedgehog - was dropped. The maximum penalty for that charge is five years in prison.

It was not known whether the hedgehog was dead or alive at the time of the attack, but Senior Sgt. Bruce Jenkins said earlier that it was dead when collected as evidence.


TOKYO (AFP) - A Japanese man puzzled by food mysteriously disappearing from his refrigerator got a shock when he found out a woman had been living in his home for months without permission, police said Friday.

The 57-year-old man living alone -- or so he thought -- in the western city of Fukuoka installed a security camera and called the police when he saw images of someone walking around his home while he was out.

"We searched the house in the man's presence. We found the woman in the closet," said a local police spokesman.

The woman, named as 58-year-old Tatsuko Horikawa, was found in a flat storage space only just big enough for a person to squeeze into lying down.

She had sneaked a mattress and several plastic bottles into the cubby hole, police said, adding that the women had been arrested.

"She told police that she had nowhere to live," the spokesman said. "She seems to have lived there for about a year, but not all the time."

It is unclear how she managed to enter the home undetected. Police suspect she might have been closet-hopping, moving from house to house.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 03:23:11 AM »
Oh god. Assault with a weapon? Wow.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 10:19:06 AM »
Hmm... if I ever find myself without a place to stay, I'll remember the closet thing.

Something recently like this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7397867.stm

May have already been posted, but it amused me.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2008, 10:29:24 AM »
Hmm... if I ever find myself without a place to stay, I'll remember the closet thing.

May have already been posted, but it amused me.
It's little things like this that enhance bad stereotypes.

Amusing, but stupid on his part.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2008, 09:07:22 PM »
"Closet-hopping"? That's a new one.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 02:17:34 PM »
That's the most Australian thing I have ever heard.

Hell, that's the most Japanese thing I've ever heard.
"What are you going to do with a philosophy major, g-g-g-guh? I dunno, properly navigate the world with my mind? Jeez."
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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 05:29:28 PM »
I think we need a headlines thread that anyone can post in, for stories that aren't enough to deserve a thread.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 06:20:17 PM »
I say we just keep using this one for zany stories. The title fits.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2008, 06:39:45 PM »
But what about the other ones?

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2008, 06:54:08 PM »
If there's some discussion from it, it can have it's own thread. That is what the board is for. If it's just something amusing or maybe interesting, it goes here.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2008, 09:41:30 AM »
Oh man, this really made me laugh:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7447627.stm

I mean, I'd frankly be unhappy about my future being determined by a few people from the general public, seeing as the general public is stupid, but this actually takes the piss.
The thing that amused me most is how the rest of the court thought the jury were being really attentive and taking lots of notes, when in fact they weren't even listening properly.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2008, 11:35:51 AM »
That's.. silly. I wonder if that happens often. :x

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2008, 04:39:33 PM »
That's.. silly. I wonder if that happens often. :x

I heard this on the news, and I've tried not to think about it since.

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2008, 05:21:01 PM »
I despise the notion of jury duty. The fact is, there are plenty of people out there who know very little about anything and are quite frankly just stupid. I wouldn't want random people from the street (who have been known to answer "anticlockwise" when asked which way the hands on a clock go round) to decide my future like that.

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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2008, 04:33:10 PM »
I think the idea is with enough of them the different directions of stupidity cancel out and you get a reasonable decision. In practice, it may be a different matter...

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2008, 09:31:46 AM »
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Regime change in heaven

WTF?  I cant even tell his real purpose there.

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Final Skynet satellite launched (Yes, it's called Skynet.)

Sigh...did the Terminator teach us nothing?

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Re: The things journalists write about...
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2008, 10:31:19 AM »
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Commands are sent over Skynet 5's high-bandwidth connections, directing the robot's every move. This includes firing missiles at enemy targets.

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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2008, 01:04:16 PM »
Exactly. How is John Connor supposed to stop them??
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The spacecraft have also been "hardened" to withstand any interference - attempts to disable or take control of the satellites - and any efforts to eavesdrop on their sensitive communications.

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