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Offline Dan1136

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Pants VS Skirts
« on: April 26, 2008, 09:11:56 AM »
Now this one will be fun. The title is a little implication saying, which one is better girls or boys? Now I may be starting this thread, but do not come after me if it turns into a debate because I am trying to come up with some fun topics not get myself kicked out.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2008, 09:13:50 AM by Rosti LFC »
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Offline Rosti LFC

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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 09:14:25 AM »
Guys are better at all things awesome
Girls are better at all things that probably matter.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2008, 10:18:18 AM »
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, she didn't listen the first two times.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2008, 10:34:10 AM »
What is worst than a chauvinistic pig?

A dumb bitch who won't do what she's damn well told.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2008, 10:50:16 AM »
We men are useless, because all we do is make girls pregnant :x.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2008, 10:51:55 AM »
Quote from: Rosti LFC on April 26, 2008, 10:34:10 AM
What is worst than a chauvinistic pig?

A dumb bitch who won't do what she's damn well told.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.


Somehow, I don't think this thread is going in the direction than Dan intended.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2008, 10:54:01 AM »
Quote from: standarddamage on April 26, 2008, 10:51:55 AM
Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.


Somehow, I don't think this thread is going in the direction than Dan intended.
You kidding? I'm learning all sorts of stuff about women :x.
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Offline Dan1136

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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2008, 10:55:48 AM »
Not at all but none the matter threads always change  conversation topics, this one just got an early start. A really early start
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2008, 10:57:39 AM »
Quote from: Nines~Tempest on April 26, 2008, 10:54:01 AM
You kidding? I'm learning all sorts of stuff about women :x.
:X

I just ran this thread through the acid test.  I showed it to my wife, and she laughed out load.  Obviously, she understood that its all a joke.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2008, 11:00:44 AM »
Thank goodness or you would be sleeping on the coach or maybe even the front porch tonight.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2008, 01:20:54 PM »
LMAO. This thread made my afternoon.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2008, 01:28:04 PM »
What did god say after he made Adam?
"I can do better than that." then he made Eve.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2008, 04:35:59 PM »
Neither. We're all useless.

It's too bad I use an electric shaver. ;_;
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2008, 04:54:13 PM »
Quote from: Snoggums on April 26, 2008, 01:28:04 PM
What did god say after he made Adam?
"I can do better than that." then he made Eve.
Omg ecks dee.  Awesome.

I don't know any woman jokes :x.

Except woman's rights.  F that.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2008, 04:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Nines~Tempest on April 26, 2008, 04:54:13 PM
Except woman's rights.  F that.
That's sexist! >:(
I'm tired of women's segregation, I demand it comes to a halt immediately. 
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2008, 04:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Snoggums on April 26, 2008, 04:56:01 PM
That's sexist! >:(
I'm tired of women's segregation, I demand it comes to a halt immediately. 
Fine.  We'll keep all the black and white women together then?
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2008, 06:55:26 PM »
Lucario, you've made me lol twice in this thread. :X :X :X

In response to Snoggums' joke:
"A girl once said to me, 'Where would you guys be without us women?'
'...still in Eden, you stupid bitch.'"
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2008, 06:57:04 PM »
Quote from: Alex on April 26, 2008, 06:55:26 PM
Lucario, you've made me lol twice in this thread. :X :X :X

In response to Snoggums' joke:
"A girl once said to me, 'Where would you guys be without us women?'
'...still in Eden, you stupid bitch.'"
LOL nice.

Oh god, is my nickname Lucario now :X?
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Offline Dan1136

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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2008, 06:58:16 PM »
Quote from: Snoggums on April 26, 2008, 04:56:01 PM
That's sexist! >:(
I'm tired of women's segregation, I demand it comes to a halt immediately. 
Just like you women to go to legal rights just at the smallest thing you can warp into an insult.
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Re: Pants VS Skirts
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2008, 06:59:20 PM »
Quote from: Dan1136 on April 26, 2008, 06:58:16 PM
Just like you women to go to legal rights just at the smallest thing you can warp into an insult.
To be fair to the women this entire thread is entirely and undeniably sexist.

On the other hand it's incredibly funny.
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