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Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« on: April 22, 2008, 12:13:16 PM »
No doubt a few people here will have already seen or heard them (as I have), but I just came across them again and thought they're worth posting, because they're probably pretty decent words to live by. You don't become one of the richest men in the world without having some sort of life knowledge.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping:
they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now..
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were.
So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation,
try your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers,
but life HAS NOT.
In some schools,
they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES
as you want to get the right answer.
This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.
You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.
Do that on your own time.


Rule 10: Television is NOT real life.
In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 01:06:54 PM »
Ahahaha, I have seen those, but they still amuse me.

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 02:08:21 PM »
I would be perfectly willing to sit very quietly and listen to just about anything Bill Gates had to say.

If you want to be a success, talk with successful people.

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2008, 02:39:08 PM »
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life.
In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
... :'(
This is heartbreaking news. ;-;
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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2008, 03:35:40 PM »
... :'(
This is heartbreaking news. ;-;

It's one of the reasons I usually end up hating anyone who loves The O.C. I swear to God they don't actually seem to know that.

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2008, 06:52:07 PM »
It's one of the reasons I usually end up hating anyone who loves The O.C. I swear to God they don't actually seem to know that.
Fuck the OC. I want to live at Central Perk. :'(
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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2008, 07:23:59 PM »
People who love the O.C. don't know that TV isn't real? I thoroughly enjoy that show, mainly because of how ridiculous it is. :x

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2008, 07:58:33 PM »
I could make a counter to this general rule thread talking about the scumbag business practices of Microsoft, but I'll keep it clean this time.

This is really the only thing I've been able to enjoy reading while knowing it's by Bill Gates, so that says something at least.

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 08:07:05 PM »
lmao Freeze. If Steve Jobs told you to buy a PC, would you? :|
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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2008, 09:19:56 PM »
I could make a counter to this general rule thread talking about the scumbag business practices of Microsoft, but I'll keep it clean this time.
Freeze, just go to the OOXML thread. :x

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2008, 09:21:54 PM »
lmao Freeze. If Steve Jobs told you to buy a PC, would you? :|

Nope.

I wouldn't be as in love with Steve Jobs as I am now if he was telling me to buy a PC. I'm obsessed with him because he's sensible enough to tell me to buy a Mac.

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2008, 09:22:57 PM »
Freeze would buy a Macbook Air if he could live with Steve Jobs for a day. :x

This sentimental movie marathon has taught us one thing.
The opposite of true love is as follows:
REALITY


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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2008, 09:24:07 PM »
Freeze would buy a Macbook Air if he could live with Steve Jobs for a day. :x
lmfsdlfkhsdf I actually lol'd
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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2008, 09:24:19 PM »
Freeze would buy a Macbook Air if he could live with Steve Jobs for a day. :x

I would be fined out of a lot more than just the price tag on a MacBook Air if I were to get anywhere near Steve Jobs. :x

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2008, 09:26:11 PM »
I would be fined out of a lot more than just the price tag on a MacBook Air if I were to get anywhere near Steve Jobs. :x
I hope you're joking. :X
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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2008, 09:27:15 PM »
I hope you're joking. :X

Not sexual.

More like talking at him for the entire day until he sued me for harassment.

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2008, 09:27:31 PM »
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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2008, 09:29:19 PM »
Oh, okay. Good. :x Because I'm actually not sure which is less appealing.

Why would you say that? The MacBook Air is god damn sexy. It's just totally and completely implausible and in every other way basically a... well, it even fails to be a paperweight. I dunno what it is. :x

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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2008, 09:31:30 PM »
Why would you say that? The MacBook Air is god damn sexy. It's just totally and completely implausible and in every other way basically a... well, it even fails to be a paperweight. I dunno what it is. :x
The only appeal it could possibly have is in its physical aspect. And I find them to be ugly, so.
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Re: Bill Gates' Rules Of Life
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2008, 10:55:47 PM »
I'd buy a Macbook Air simply to go around giving people papercuts with it.