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Re: Sex
« Reply #100 on: April 26, 2008, 06:55:27 PM »
The whole organism-orgasm thing happened in 6th grade and I was one of the few who chuckled.

That's what happens in a conservative rural hick town.

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Re: Sex
« Reply #101 on: April 26, 2008, 06:58:24 PM »
That's what happens in a conservative rural hick town.

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Re: Sex
« Reply #102 on: April 26, 2008, 07:02:42 PM »
If there's anything I can ever do for you
Just make sure you link us to the webcam feed.

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Re: Sex
« Reply #103 on: April 26, 2008, 07:31:55 PM »
That's happened a few times in my school(s), and everyone's always laughed. :')

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Re: Sex
« Reply #104 on: April 26, 2008, 07:33:57 PM »
That's never happened here, because no one even knows of any word related to that subject until they're around 18.  :x
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Re: Sex
« Reply #105 on: April 26, 2008, 07:35:33 PM »
That has happened a few times in my classes. Not even I'm that immature to laugh at that. :x

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Re: Sex
« Reply #106 on: April 26, 2008, 07:42:48 PM »
That's never happened here, because no one even knows of any word related to that subject until they're around 18.  :x

Good job you have us to teach you then ;)

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Re: Sex
« Reply #107 on: April 26, 2008, 07:43:31 PM »
Good job you have us to teach you then ;)

Ahh, the days of googleing 'twat'
I haven't used google ever since.  :x
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Re: Sex
« Reply #108 on: April 27, 2008, 02:42:31 AM »
Immaturity, the great barrier to proper sex education...

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Re: Sex
« Reply #109 on: April 27, 2008, 02:43:07 AM »
Immaturity, the great barrier to proper sex education...

hehe you said sex :D

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Re: Sex
« Reply #110 on: April 27, 2008, 02:52:57 AM »
Now that I think about it, my parents never taught me anything at all. All I can remember is asking my mother what "fuck" meant and she said it was something bad done to women. I was outside the Lynn Valley Library, walking along the wall if I remember correctly...

I think I just picked it up by proxy, I mean, I never had "the talk" and I guess I was just oblivious about it until it actually came into my life. I probably looked it up on Wiki if I had a question.
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Re: Sex
« Reply #111 on: April 27, 2008, 03:13:41 AM »
My parents have in passing (usually after I start dating someone) been like "..we don't need to talk to you about all that stuff, right?". They've assumed I've been properly educated on sex and sexual safety, and I'm pretty sure they've made the correct assumption. :x

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Re: Sex
« Reply #112 on: April 27, 2008, 12:21:28 PM »
That's what happens in a conservative rural hick town.
Join the club D:
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Re: Sex
« Reply #113 on: April 27, 2008, 02:55:39 PM »
The whole organism-orgasm thing happened in 6th grade and I was one of the few who chuckled.

That's what happens in a conservative rural hick town.
I said that in a grade 7 science class once. :(

That sucked big time.

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Re: Sex
« Reply #114 on: April 27, 2008, 04:02:59 PM »
I said that in a grade 7 science class once. :(

That sucked big time.

Haha.

I never mispronounced it. Actually, I made quite an effort to avoid doing so.

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Re: Sex
« Reply #115 on: April 27, 2008, 11:04:34 PM »
My parents never taught me anything about sex.  They gave me one of those religious books that explains sex when I was in like six grade.  I looked through it, laughed and shoved it in the bottom of one of my drawers (it's probably still there).  Never had the sex talk though.  And to be quite honest, I'm happy for that.  It'd be about ten times as awkward for me than other kids.  I've learned everything I know through my friends, school, and the internet.  Closest my parents have ever come is asking me if I'd be safe when I have sex, which is a given.