Eff, Mark. I didn't even realize I did that. :x
As far as Sansa goes, I got a Sansa Fuze last year and I honestly hated it. :x I left it somewhere for about a month, forgot about it, found it, realized the screen was cracked, shrugged, and went on with my life. I've played with various different Zunes, iPods, and some other device which I can't remember... anyway, point being I liked playing with the Zune, and I loved using it in general. It may be confirmation bias or whatever, but everyone who I know (and with my experience) is that it's not a bad mp3 player and it's pretty durable (which I *need*).
And since I'm sharing a Zune Pass with someone else, it'll be like a 1000x more convenient. I just like it, and I'd to have the guilty pleasure of splurging on something far more ~fancy~ and ~pricey~ than what it should be. All in all, there's a 99% chance it'll survive within my possession.
The only thing that kills me is the lack of apps, but whatever.
I honestly do appreciate the input, though. I'll look at other stuff before I actually purchase a Zune.